Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed… unless it meets Chuck Norris.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

Di tahun 2017, akhirnya muncul kabar gembira : mereka sudah berhasil menemukan penyebabnya 😀 yaitu, buah leci (lychee) :O :O :O

Siapa sangka ?? 🙂 ternyata buah leci bisa membunuh anak kecil 🙁

Ternyata ada 3 kondisi yang kebetulan muncul di setiap bulan Mei :

(1) Pohon leci berbuah, dan dimakan oleh anak-anak

(2) Anak-anak banyak yang kekurangan gizi : salah satu dampaknya adalah kadar gula darah yang rendah.

(3) Buah leci mengandung racun Hypoglycin & MCPG : keduanya membuat tubuh sulit mengubah glukosa/gula menjadi gula darah.

Poin 2 ditambah poin 3, membuat sebagian anak-anak yang memakan buah leci menjadi drop kadar gula darahnya sampai ke tingkat yang fatal 🙁

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Masalah ini jadi kini bisa diatasi dengan mengajarkan 2 hal kepada para orang tua :

(1) Anak-anak harus mendapat asupan gizi yang cukup

(2) Batasi konsumsi buah leci oleh anak-anak

Alhamdulillah, kini jumlah kasus ini jadi drop dengan sangat signifikan 😀 <3

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Berkat metode investigasi yang ilmiah, bukan cuma berdasarkan perasaan, maka misteri yang sudah ada selama 20 tahun ini akhirnya jadi bisa dipecahkan dalam waktu sekitar 2 tahun.

Salut kepada para pahlawan yang telah menyelamatkan nyawa anak-anak ini 🙂 semoga kita bisa tiru teladan mereka (y)

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/01/31/world/asia/lychee-litchi-india-outbreak.html

Thanks.

I began by finding out the exact version of PHP and Apache packages that needs to be installed.

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The client asked for PHP version 5.3, so I browsed to http://snapshot.debian.org/package/php5/

Found that the most up to date version is 5.3.10-2,
so I browsed to its folder : http://snapshot.debian.org/package/php5/5.3.10-2/

It shows date & time of 2012-02-21 04:16:01
so I added the following line to /etc/apt/sources.list :

—-
# PHP 5.3.10-2 packages
deb http://snapshot.debian.org/archive/debian/20120221T041601Z/ unstable main
—-

Note the date & time format on that line.

Now we need to install Apache version 2.22.2-1 – why this particular version?
Answer: because this is the version required by PHP 5.3.10-2 package; it will complain if any other version are installed. So yeah that's pretty easy to figure out 🙂

Using similar technique, I found out the line for Apache2 packages :

—-
# Apache 2.22.2-1 packages
deb http://snapshot.debian.org/archive/debian/20120202T040408Z/ unstable main
—-

Now let's do the installation process itself :

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# remove current PHP packages
sudo apt-get remove –purge `dpkg -l | grep php | grep -w 5.5 | awk '{print $2}' | xargs`
# remove current Apache packages
sudo apt-get remove –purge `dpkg -l | grep apache | grep -w 2 | awk '{print $2}' | xargs`

# update package database
apt-get update

# this is the setting required to be able to use Debian Snapshot
apt-get -o Acquire::Check-Valid-Until=false update

# now we can specify the exact version
apt-get install php5=5.3.10-2 libapache2-mod-php5=5.3.10-2 php5-cli=5.3.10-2 php5-common=5.3.10-2 php5-gd=5.3.10-2 php5-mcrypt=5.3.10-2 php5-mysql=5.3.10-2 php5-pgsql=5.3.10-2 apache2=2.2.22-1 apache2-mpm-prefork=2.2.22-1 apache2-suexec=2.2.22-1 apache2-utils=2.2.22-1 apache2.2-common=2.2.22-1 apache2.2-bin=2.2.22-1

/etc/init.d/apache2 restart
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If the commands does not work, maybe it's formatting problem – you can refer instead to my Pastebin here : http://pastebin.com/r2qBtbs4

Hope you find these useful (y)

Needless to say, I hit their limits pretty quickly ! 😀 ha ha
https://letsencrypt.org/docs/rate-limits/

So I looked around, and thankfully found a solution : SAN (Subject Alternative Name) certificate.

Basically you can create a single SSL certificate, which contains 100 domains in it. Cool 🙂 another great feature from Let's Encrypt ! (y)

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To make it easy for me (since I'm such a lazy sysadmin, LOL) I created a script to automate the creation of these SAN certificates :

http://pastebin.com/PBP7i8rN

Feel free to use it too. Hope you find it useful.

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# !/bin/bash

# specify the location of Let's Encrypt tool
# and its parameters
certbot='/usr/bin/certbot –agree-tos –email my@email.com –apache –redirect –expand –renew-by-default -n '

# put the domain names in this file
vhost=( `cat "domain-list.txt" `)

# loop variables
ssl_exec="${certbot}"
n=1

#################### START ##########################

for t in "${vhost[@]}"
do

ssl_exec="${ssl_exec} -d $t "
let "n++"

# every 100th domain,
# create a SSL certificate for these 100 domains
# (SAN = Subject Alternative Name certificate)
if (( n == 100 )); then

$ssl_exec
# echo $ssl_exec

# reset the loop variables
ssl_exec="${certbot}"
n=1
fi

done

# create SSL certificate for the rest of the domains
$ssl_exec
# echo $ssl_exec

Ternyata, AC kami menggunakan "double evaporator" – ada 2 coil pendingin di satu AC ini. Nah, yang biasa dibersihkan selama ini ternyata hanya satu yang di depan – sedangkan yang kedua di belakangnya tidak pernah dibersihkan, ha ha 😀

Tinggal dibayangkan sendiri bagaimana kotornya evaporator yang kedua itu :O Cukup lama teknisi Sharp bekerja membereskannya.

Alhamdulillah, kini AC kami sudah dingin kembali (y) Terimakasih banyak Sharp atas customer service nya yang sangat baik.

Jadi silakan cek AC Anda jika tidak dingin lagi – apakah ternyata tipe double evaporator juga ? Jika ya, apakah selama ini teknisi AC hanya membersihkan salah satunya saja ? Mungkin Anda senasib juga dengan saya 🙂

Semoga bermanfaat.
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Saya jadi teringat, bahwa di tahun 2000, saya jadi mahasiswa S2 pertama di Birmingham City University yang menggunakan berbagai blog sebagai sumber rujukannya :

http://kambing.ui.ac.id/bebas/v15/thesis/sufehmi/sufehmi-thesis-ncp.zip

Termasuk konsultasi dengan pembimbing saya, tentang bagaimana cara menggunakan Oxford citation style untuk rujukan elektronik / bukan buku atau hardcopy.

Beliau awalnya cukup kaget karena ada banyak rujukan saya yang bukan dari buku 🙂 melainkan dari berbagai situs blog.

Namun, setelah melihat bahwa isi di situs-situs rujukan itu sangat bagus, dan membahas berbagai topik baru (sehingga, belum ada bukunya) – maka beliau langsung setuju, dan tidak mempermasalahkannya sama sekali 😀

Terimakasih Dr. Michael Boyd, karena telah berkenan membantu saya menyelesaikan skripsi yang nyeleneh ini 🙂 bahkan setelah mengaku bahwa belum pernah menemukan skripsi seperti ini sebelumnya (y)
Terimakasih

Just follow these simple steps :

(1) Put the vhost names in a file called vhosts-list.txt, one vhost / domain at each line

(2) Make sure the content of vhost_docroot variable is correct.

(3) Make sure the content of vhost_template variable is correct.

And that's it 🙂 it can even setup the SSL certificates for them 🙂 just make sure the "certbot" line is unremarked.

Have fun !

http://pastebin.com/gkTeHPDN