Lost in Translation

Di sebuah acara :

Suami Ekspat menunjuk seorang wanita pada anaknya: “Ah… Ini dia tante girang yang selalu meriang…”
Istri Indonesia marah: “Hey, what d’ya mean?”
Suami Ekspat: “But honey, dia selalu gembira dan tertawa. Kata lainnya girang dan meriang, bukan?”

Dan orang bilang ngobrol di HP itu adiktif :

Dua orang ibu-ibu yang tiba-tiba berjumpa di pusat perbelanjaan.
Jeung #1: “Jeung X! Halo!”
Jeung #2: “Ya ampun, Jeung Y!”
Jeung #1: “Apa kabar?”
Jeung #2: “Kabar baik. Lagi dimana?”

**ketawa sampai mules** 😀

Lebih banyak lagi di http://ngupingjakarta.blogspot.com

(warning : jangan membacanya sambil makan/minum !!)

Enjoy.

39 thoughts on “Lost in Translation

  1. Jangan-jangan mas Harry salah satu kontributornya ya?
    Blog Nguping Jakarta emang kocak abis. Kadang kalo pas baca di kantor diliatin sama temen-temen 😀

  2. hihihi…. joke yg kedua nyentil banget tuh…
    langsung meluncur ah, lg pengen ketawa ketiwi nih…

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    .
    PRT: “Iya, okeh… Okeh… X, itu si bule mau di pediasure sama epilepsi.”

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